The problems with GUYS
  If u TREAT him  nicely, he says u are IN  LOVE with   him
  If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
  If u DRESS Nicely,he says u are  trying to LURE  him;
  If you Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
  If u ARGUE with him, he  says u are STUBBORN;
  If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
  If u are SMARTER than him, he'll Lose FACE;
  If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
  If u don't Love him, he Tries to POSSESS u;
  If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. very true
  If u don't Let him KISS u, he says u don't Love  him;
  If u let him KISS!!! U, he says u are CHEAP.
  If u tell him your PROBLEM, He says u are TROUBLESOME;
  If u Don't, he says dat u don't TRUST him
  If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
  If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
  If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
  If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
  If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
  If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
  If u do WELL in your Exams, he says it's LUCK;
  If he does Well, it's BRAINS.
  If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
  If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!!
  Guys are in fact really so Troublesome & sooo hard  to please!!!!   i just want to add one  more.... if you send this to  guys, they will say its not   true...but if you  don   they say you are selfish....
  so the moral of  the story is....