GOLF ohhhhhhhh GOLF
In primitive society, when
native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft;
today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
The man who takes up golf to
get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.
Golf was once a rich man's
sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
Golf is an expensive way of
The secret of good golf is to
hit the ball hard, straight, and not too often.
There are three ways to
improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly, or start cheating.
An amateur golfer is one who
addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
Many a golfer prefers a golf
cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize, or laugh.
Golf is a game in which the
slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those
Golf: A five mile walk
punctuated with disappointments.
There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.